The Last Farewell

In the wake of my mother in law's passing, I was thinking about what I'd like done when I die. Leaving a clear set of instructions here for that day.

1. Harvest any organs that may still be useful after hopefully a lifetime of riotous living and donate them.
2. Cremate me in an electric crematorium so I can leave less of a carbon footprint, and please don't put my ashes in that poor Ganga - she's polluted enough as it is! Bury them in my garden or something.
3. Don't have any long mourning or rituals etc - I may get bored and leave.
4. Throw a big, mad, fun party, ideally a cocktail party. But don't serve sickly sweet cocktails- make them inventive and spicy and fun.
5. Tell everyone to dress upto the nines - you know how much I love fashion.
6. Play some raucous rock and Hindi movie tunes and get everyone there to shake a leg and let loose - I love a good dancing evening.
7. Hopefully one or two people will trip over their own feet and fall down, much like I do.
8.Serve great, creative food.
9. Have good conversations, laugh as loudly as you can, sing a song or two...

Auf wiedersehen!