From proud possessor of over 50 pairs of vertiginous high heels, am now reduced to living in 3 pairs of flats. Can slip anywhere, anytime.
Permanently hungry - but unable to eat more than a few morsels when in front of food.
Permanently in the loo - want to tape pillow to backrest of toilet seat and move in forever.
Can get tired from just breathing in and out.
Pelvic bones aching - feel like the legs will pop out of their sockets any day now. Upper back hurts from supporting ginormous belly.
Barely fitting into maternity wear - will soon have to rent-a-tent from the tentwalas in the neighbourhood.
God - you have to be male. Only a male could have thought up such a tortuous way to get a baby into this world. And how thoughtful of you to make sure women got to do all the carrying. I guess you knew if you left it up to men, earth would still be ruled by dinosaurs!
5 comments:
Hahaha! LOL! You remind me of my days of the Bulge in my Belly.
Chin up! (easy for me to say, since I'm over and done with it!) But you know the joys will be manyfold once you hold the little bundle in your arms!
Let's not talk about nightfeeds, poop marathons, teething, etc! ;)
God bless!
Cmon, you look beautiful ! Not at all fat just pregnant :) I dont know how you manage with 2 kids, another on the way and a job. You have become one of the people who motivates me to keep focusing on my career, work life balance can be a reality :)
You look gorgeous, BEV!! Chin up, there's sooo much more fun to come!!
Mamma mia- lucky you to be over and done with. After this baby pops, am putting up a housefull board!
Kiran - thanks a ton. Sometimes I think it's onlymy job that keeps me sane :), but I do think I enjoy having the mix - would go nuts if only doing one thing or the other.
Bangaloremom - thanks! Am looking forward to baby # 3 and the other two's reactions shud be fun too!
you're looking great, p!
:)
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